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Pit Stop
Racer Rokas (turkas)
Race Number 431
Date Wed, 31 May 2017 17:06:47
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cherrycoke33 (3rd place) experiment (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)