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Pit Stop
Racer Ebeneezer (turnupth3bass3)
Race Number 20
Date Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:14:35
Speed 66 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents henshiee (3rd place) shaxigaming (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)