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Pit Stop
Racer Turtelli (turtelli)
Race Number 14
Date Sat, 31 Oct 2020 20:02:27
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents hajar424 (2nd place) hirohero89 (4th place) wille_1 (3rd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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