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Racer Elijah (typ3king)
Race Number 23
Date Fri, 6 Oct 2017 18:04:28
Speed 134 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jbax1899 (3rd place) zevexnoquit (2nd place)

Text typed:

You no good little slimebag! I'm going to make you the second most miserable cab driver in New York City! I'll make sure your windows don't open in the summer, and that the heating doesn't work in the winter! I'll take the headrest off your driver's seat and send you to the most desolate parts of town! The most miserable cab driver in New York is the one that either lets him down... or feeds him!
— (other) by James L. Brooks, Stan Daniels, David Davis, and Ed. Weinberger (see stats)