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Racer Elijah (typ3king)
Race Number 27
Date Fri, 6 Oct 2017 18:10:46
Speed 134 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents gokies (4th place) kayak1 (2nd place) thehappymulemarcus (3rd place)

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And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.
— (other) by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor (see stats)