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Race Result Details |
| Racer | j (typelip) |
| Race Number | 1710 |
| Date | Sat, 12 Mar 2022 20:30:15 |
| Speed |
50 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | aviv03 (2nd place) myusterd (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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