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Racer nolan (typemaster4112)
Race Number 19
Date Fri, 23 May 2014 19:10:50
Speed 34 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 82%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents dustinvm@hotmail.com (4th place) megion (1st place) vitalstar25 (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)