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Pit Stop
Racer One last time (ubershah)
Race Number 1232
Date Sat, 19 May 2018 12:40:23
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents illidank (2nd place) walkchap (1st place)

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We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting when people die. Give us dirty laundry. Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry.
— (song) by Don Henley (see stats)

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