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Racer Angelofdeath (ulcire8)
Race Number 969
Date Sat, 30 Aug 2014 22:59:40
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents drakaina (5th place) rustam (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)