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Racer Dan (uncleacid)
Race Number 5
Date Wed, 18 Nov 2015 1:03:19
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents i_am_cheating_haha (1st place) khronic (3rd place) xenakis (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)