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Race Result Details |
| Racer | UnderwaterAir (underwatercookie) |
| Race Number | 108 |
| Date | Tue, 29 Aug 2023 4:43:06 |
| Speed |
97 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.2% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jabol (3rd place) mowdey (4th place) yambda (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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