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Pit Stop
Racer Michael (vulsos)
Race Number 6
Date Mon, 17 Nov 2014 18:09:12
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents officer_turtle (5th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)