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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Keyboard of pain (waterbird) |
| Race Number | 84 |
| Date | Fri, 4 Dec 2020 21:56:17 |
| Speed |
131 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.7% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | joshunq (1st place) nothisisjohn (2nd place) |
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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
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by Gyles Brandreth
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