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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Barney The Big Red Dog (wecantfixthat) |
| Race Number | 144 |
| Date | Sun, 1 Jun 2014 22:45:21 |
| Speed |
45 WPM
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| Accuracy | 88.5% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | 420blazefaggots (1st place) |
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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