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Racer X̶x̶x̶-̶F̶a̶c̶t̶o̶r̶-̶x̶x̶X (westsidepride)
Race Number 465
Date Wed, 17 Oct 2012 0:04:01
Speed 105 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents nishanttotla (4th place) sasquatch112 (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)