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Racer Christian (whackthesquirbos)
Race Number 108
Date Tue, 18 Apr 2017 3:51:12
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents anarchee (2nd place) sprinklesunited (1st place)

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Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not sure what upsets me more - that I have four employees that conspired to commit felony fraud, or that I have four employees that are so stupid I found out about it within 30 seconds. Hearing it out loud, the first one seems worse.
— (other) by Mike Judge, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky (see stats)