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Racer Why Not (whynotpower)
Race Number 41
Date Mon, 10 Oct 2016 23:46:34
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents reasonistian (4th place) twhite90 (3rd place) videogamewarrior (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)