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Racer whynottt (whynottt)
Race Number 557
Date Wed, 22 Dec 2021 18:23:09
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents brambojambo (1st place) ppubalo (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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