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Racer Wilbert (wilbertztham)
Race Number 43
Date Tue, 26 Mar 2019 4:39:23
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents didar860 (1st place) flamefrost (3rd place) fortnitefinatic (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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