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Pit Stop
Racer Will (willious)
Race Number 642
Date Thu, 28 Nov 2019 6:41:14
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents finistp (1st place) steve321 (2nd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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