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Racer Woland (woland)
Race Number 80
Date Tue, 21 Apr 2015 10:46:44
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents garbyal_k (1st place) m4v3r (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)