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Racer womps (wompers)
Race Number 51
Date Fri, 14 Feb 2025 18:52:48
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents sparkpixel (2nd place) stevestupidface (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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