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Racer John (xjohnbx)
Race Number 1721
Date Fri, 3 Apr 2015 15:23:51
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jerome.mcdonald44@yahoo.com (2nd place) piemboons (3rd place)

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Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
— (movie) by Terry Jones (see stats)