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Racer I'm a noob (xpfxzxc)
Race Number 114
Date Wed, 9 Jan 2019 12:53:05
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents chamrouenkit (3rd place) nono11jp (4th place) platinium (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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