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Pit Stop
Racer Zero (zerocents)
Race Number 2
Date Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:32:36
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents bobgoalie (5th place) gailrickman@yahoo.com (2nd place) jmarq360 (3rd place) saeedkyron (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)