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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Zoe (zlanter0001) |
| Race Number | 181 |
| Date | Fri, 27 Mar 2015 17:11:39 |
| Speed |
46 WPM
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| Accuracy | 91.5% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 6) |
| Opponents | cmurray0005 (2nd place) fobasi0001 (6th place) lschaeffe0001 (5th place) mdrinchic0001 (4th place) mitomura0001 (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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