Race Result Details |
Racer | soda (znil) |
Race Number | 259 |
Date | Tue, 1 Dec 2020 1:54:37 |
Speed |
123 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.1% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 10) |
Opponents | arenasnow2 (1st place) enscarr (7th place) harnessingxd (6th place) jackn11 (10th place) leonzalion (2nd place) nagromicous (5th place) pumpkinsoup1 (9th place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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