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Pit Stop
Racer Zoidberg (zoidb3rg)
Race Number 18
Date Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:09:03
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents dzaltex3 (2nd place) isopropylene (1st place) myleesia (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)