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Pit Stop
Racer zublan (zublanzibel)
Race Number 3048
Date Tue, 8 Oct 2019 15:51:24
Speed 104 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents evilemmelina (4th place) graham152 (5th place) poem (1st place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)