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Racer short stout fulla clout (zulangsam)
Race Number 149
Date Sat, 5 Oct 2013 4:08:34
Speed 107 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents dragonik (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)