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Racer Josh (zurrok)
Race Number 189
Date Thu, 1 Jun 2017 13:12:02
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)