| Race Result Details | 
| Racer | Clean kill (cleankill) | 
| Race Number | 9 | 
| Date | Sat, 24 May 2025 18:50:14 | 
| Universe | comedy | 
| Speed | 52 WPM  Try to beat? | 
| Accuracy | 97.6% | 
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) | 
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| Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.'— (other)
          by Jerry Seinfeld
          (see stats) |