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Pit Stop
Racer police (styrofoam)
Race Number 14
Date Sat, 11 Jun 2022 3:27:48
Universe difficult
Speed 130 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

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The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you.
— (other) by David Pritts (see stats)

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