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Race Result Details |
| Racer | large (largev) |
| Race Number | 4 |
| Date | Sat, 28 Oct 2017 15:16:08 |
| Universe | insane |
| Speed |
95 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.1% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | atypicaltypist (2nd place) |
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The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you.
— (other)
by Sean Wrona
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