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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Aria (aria_pendragon) |
| Race Number | 54 |
| Date | Wed, 6 Dec 2023 3:17:28 |
| Universe | longtexts |
| Speed |
51 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.6% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 3) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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